ΛVᎶZIᏁᎶ (@AvgZing)

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Zing || They/Them || Panromantic Polyamorous Asexual || Always open to all forms of affection! || When the world is ending, I'll be there || Vent acc @.avgvents

2017-02-17 21:11:39

Every single line in this story. "I clipped them to my earlobes and then clipped them to my nostril and things went downhill pretty quickly when I clipped the magnets to my other nostril." https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/mar/30/astrophysicist-gets-magnets-stuck-up-nose-whi...

- District 1 would be the most artistic and tech savvy
- District 2 is basically trees, flannel, and good weed
- District 3 has all the guns
- District 4 def has the nicest people
- District 5 is a mosh pit

- District 1 would be the most artistic and tech savvy - District 2 is basically trees, flannel, and good weed - District 3 has all the guns - District 4 def has the nicest people - District 5 is a mosh pit

It also said a chicken egg is 2 pounds for reference, most extra large eggs are 1/9 of a pound ...damn

my physics answer key just said that a baseball bat is 100m long ... Hmm We've been playing baseball wrong.

People are going 2 hours away to the middle of Connecticut and my friends' parents there are feeling the overflow from us. It sounds bad because it *is bad*. China had 90 thousand cases, our state *alone* will have that many in just a few days.

We don't feel it while self quarantining, but that doesn't mean we don't know it. We see it every time we leave the house; hearing messages and cries for help from towns, local hospitals overflowing and people nearby dying. Someone help us, please... https://twitter.com/i/moments/1244722378300678153

*asteroid approaches* SCIENTISTS: If we don't stop this, it will destroy Earth. PEOPLE: Oh no. How many people has it killed so far? SCIENTISTS: None yet. PEOPLE, SUDDENLY ARMED WITH STATISTICS: Why, that's fewer than traffic accidents! Fewer than vending machines! Fewer than

@nathanwpyle This is Joey. Unfortunately there is no category for “bat” in this matrix. So this is where I’ve approximated him to be- mostly wolf, slightly rat. 2

 @Nathan W. Pyle This is Joey. Unfortunately there is no category for “bat” in this matrix. So this is where I’ve approximated him to be- mostly wolf, slightly rat.

time for my regular post to weed out the bastards BI/PAN LESBIANS ARE REAL BI/PAN LESBIANS ARE VALID BI/PAN LESBIANS ARE AMAZING BI/PAN LESBIANS ARE WHAT THEY SAY THEY ARE they are kind, sweet, considerate, and overall A THING.

okay so this is promoted and turned up on my feed but like

why those colors-
I can't tell if it's intentional or they just- didn't realize-

okay so this is promoted and turned up on my feed but like why those colors- I can't tell if it's intentional or they just- didn't realize-

oh my god

trump just mentioned the pop of seoul claiming it was 38 million people. the pop of greater seoul metro area is 25 million. he most likely read the altitude on google and thought it was the population.

trump just mentioned the pop of seoul claiming it was 38 million people. the pop of greater seoul metro area is 25 million. he most likely read the altitude on google and thought it was the population.

Trump asks a reporter what the population of Seoul, South Korea, is. "I know South Korea better than anybody," he says. "You know how many people are in Seoul?" "38 million," he says. It's about 10 million.

rt this and i’ll ask one of your followers what they think of you

Welcome to my physics teacher interacting with his students

Welcome to my physics teacher interacting with his students

how did i miss this this is amazing- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qtirss0tAM

Let's see... how shall I reply to this wrong number text?

Let's see... how shall I reply to this wrong number text?

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