Craig Ferguson (@CraigyFerg)

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2010-02-08 19:14:33

Perhaps we can all learn something from these dirty carrots. #FarmShopsLove

Perhaps we can all learn something from these dirty carrots.  #FarmShopsLove

Tune in to @LenosGarage tomorrow at 10pm ET on @CNBC. This episode is gonna be fun! #thecraigfergusonshow @jayleno

Tune in to  @Jay Leno's Garage tomorrow at 10pm ET on  @CNBC. This episode is gonna be fun!  #thecraigfergusonshow  @Jay Leno

My mood varies but today is a definitely a “The Second Coming” by Yeats sort of a day. Written one hundred years ago during the flu pandemic it is astonishingly accurate about these times.

Glasgow City Council : Petition to rename Glasgow street names which are named after slave owners - Sign the Petition! http://chng.it/jY2fBmWD via  @Change.org UK

It is my belief that  #BlackLivesMatter is a constant. A universal truth. Like gravity. It is not an opinion or a trend. To deny it is to deny any semblance of decency or humanity.

Hobo Fabulous vinyl is finally here. Pressed on beautiful apple red double LP. You can purchase it on 
@amazon here:  It is also available at @BestBuy @Target & @BNBuzz Watch the full series here: 
#hobofabulous #thecraigfergusonshow

Hobo Fabulous vinyl is finally here. Pressed on beautiful apple red double LP. You can purchase it on  @Amazon here: https://tinyurl.com/y8roqxml. It is also available at  @Best Buy  @Target &  @Barnes & Noble Watch the full series here: https://tinyurl.com/yaz9fbxy  #hobofabulous  #thecraigfergusonshow

No I don't Matt. I really don't.

 @Craig Ferguson needs a podcast

Word is out.  I’m back from the grocery run.

Word is out. I’m back from the grocery run.

My recent views on eBay are a hazmat suit and a ceramic puffin.

My favourite young animator  @keetz made a beautiful short film which stars him and my favourite young actor. https://youtu.be/JB8shaduTSU

Best wishes from my family to yours. Stay safe everyone. Stay inside.

Best wishes from my family to yours. Stay safe everyone. Stay inside.

There’s only one antidote when the news is so appalling. That’s right -letterbocks in @vizcomic 
#laughteristhebestmedicine 
#ExceptForVaccines.

There’s only one antidote when the news is so appalling. That’s right -letterbocks in  @Viz Comic  #laughteristhebestmedicine  #ExceptForVaccines.

Glasgow with a bit of rain and a full moon.

Glasgow with a bit of rain and a full moon.

In a world that’s terrifying and fragmented it’s worth remembering there is a falafel stand in Glasgow that travels through space and time.  And there’s a “to go” option although there’s plenty of seating inside.

In a world that’s terrifying and fragmented it’s worth remembering there is a falafel stand in Glasgow that travels through space and time. And there’s a “to go” option although there’s plenty of seating inside.

Hobo Fabulous is now free to stream for @amazon prime members! Go watch it here:  @comedydynamics @PrimeVideo #hobofabulous #thecraigfergusonshow #amazonprime #AmazonPrimeVideo

Hobo Fabulous is now free to stream for  @Amazon prime members! Go watch it here: https://amzn.to/2CDS94U  @Comedy Dynamics  @Prime Video  #hobofabulous  #thecraigfergusonshow  #amazonprime  #AmazonPrimeVideo

I played a solid hallucination in the first series. Coincidentally I was in fact a solid hallucination at the time. Happy Birthday  #RedDwarf

32 years ago today, it all began at The End. Share your #RedDwarf memories, quotes, pictures and anything else you smegging well like on this, our birthday!

32 years ago today, it all began at The End. Share your  #RedDwarf memories, quotes, pictures and anything else you smegging well like on this, our birthday!

Happy Birthday Betty. I love you. xx  #BettyWhite Betty White & Craig Ferguson Outtakes | Hot in Cleveland | TV Land https://youtu.be/mWQCqVD-0Kk via  @YouTube

I’m not ignoring you Nicole. Enjoy the book. C

To further enjoy this spectacular morning of my coworkers ignoring me, I'm going to pop my earbuds in and listen to my  @Craig Ferguson audiobook while I work. This truly is shaping up to be a fantastic day. (You know, aside from the "having to be at work" part.)

It doesn’t take much to make a sleeping french bulldog look like a hipster barista.

It doesn’t take much to make a sleeping french bulldog look like a hipster barista.

The gift that put to an end any idea i had of myself as being “current.” I also infuriate my children by calling them “Airbuds” knowing full well that is the name of a dog that plays basketball. 
Merry Christmas a’body

The gift that put to an end any idea i had of myself as being “current.” I also infuriate my children by calling them “Airbuds” knowing full well that is the name of a dog that plays basketball. Merry Christmas a’body

Just spotted Santa driving a little red Corvette down Santa Monica Blvd #LeTitsNow

Just spotted Santa driving a little red Corvette down Santa Monica Blvd  #LeTitsNow

Congratulations Ted. If you are half as good a dad as you are a comedian you’ll be outstanding. Welcome to the  #NeverSleepAgain club.

My new limited series, Hobo Fabulous is out now on the @comedydynamics network via Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, Dish, Spectrum and more!

My new limited series, Hobo Fabulous is out now on the  @Comedy Dynamics network via Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, Dish, Spectrum and more! http://bit.ly/2q2xFjP

Breakfast with @bobsaget #HeDidntPay

Breakfast with  @bob saget  #HeDidntPay

As ⁦ @Hart Hanson⁩ often says “I made a list!” To be fair he makes more lists than me. http://www.fathommag.com/stories/my-twelve-favorite-reads-of-2019

Good morning or apocalypse from Los Angeles. I deleted previous tweet because of a spelling mistake and I know how nitpicky you guys are.

Good morning or apocalypse from Los Angeles. I deleted previous tweet because of a spelling mistake and I know how nitpicky you guys are.

Finished this podcasty day with a lovely long chat with my pal @bertkreischer

Finished this podcasty day with a lovely long chat with my pal  @bert kreischer

Pasadena looking a bit Europeanyish today

Pasadena looking a bit Europeanyish today

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