Derren Brown (@DerrenBrown)

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SHOWMAN UK tour - FEB 2021 Prince of Eternia and Defender of the Secrets of Castle Grayskull. Sorry I don’t read DMs.

http://www.derrenbrown.co.uk

Look behind you.

2009-03-20 11:16:36

ICYMI - still taking applicants. I’m looking for someone for a fun TV project. You’ll need to be living in London in mid-August: if you’re interested click here to apply: http://tiny.cc/Derren

I hadn’t seen it! Though I’d heard of the project. Thank you - it looks wonderful.

 @Derren Brown You’ll no doubt have already seen or heard about this, but just in case, I’ve just watched it and it’s wonderful enough for me to risk being the 10,000th person to send you a link to its trailer: https://youtu.be/s9ZWaS_FjNU  #AnHonestLiar  #AmazingRandi

I'm speaking with @solvehappiness for the #HappinessFestival on 24 July 9pm UK time, a gathering of the world’s top scientists & thought leaders sharing tools for everyday happiness & resilience: Sign up at  and catch all talks at

I'm speaking with  @solveforhappiness for the  #HappinessFestival on 24 July 9pm UK time, a gathering of the world’s top scientists & thought leaders sharing tools for everyday happiness & resilience: Sign up at http://www.happiness-festival.org and catch all talks at http://YouTube.com/SolveHappiness

I’m looking for someone for a fun TV project. You’ll need to be living in London in mid-August: if you’re interested click here to apply: http://tiny.cc/Derren

Upside down face. Here you go. My pal @whatchristophersaw on insta took it.

Upside down face. Here you go. My pal @whatchristophersaw on insta took it.

Here you go! Like?

Here you go! Like?

New beard pic coming up.

Damn. My bonsai.

Damn. My bonsai. https://twitter.com/a_far_more/status/1285288249058041856

 @Derren Brown Aren’t you English & don’t you have a library & are growing a beard? I think you need to tend a bonsai tree to truly complete the serious evil stereotype that’s unless you are a woman. For women to be seriously evil, all they have to do is be middle aged and religious

I am home with Doodle, and the kitchen has an excess of dog beds. It’s just hit me that last night she took the blanket from one and placed it on the one she was sleeping in. ❤️

Actor you know has grown a beard = there’ll be no laughs in this film. Feeds cat who visits window = single and given up on relationships. Can do wheelie = bad kid (all kids may leave bikes in road) On phone = workaholic English with library = evil References Star Wars = nerd

Quick check if anyone has used the word ‘sector’ who is NOT in a film. Cheers.

Andrew Scott wil return to our stage for five live streamed performances from 29 Jul–1 Aug.

#ThreeKings is a brand new play by Stephen Beresford written for Andrew and created especially for the #OVInCamera series

Andrew Scott wil return to our stage for five live streamed performances from 29 Jul–1 Aug.  #ThreeKings is a brand new play by Stephen Beresford written for Andrew and created especially for the  #OVInCamera series https://bit.ly/2ZJdeHD

Deep in a portrait commission and  @Rufus Wainwright’s new album Unfollow The Rules is proving a glorious accompaniment. He’s been my painting companion for a decade or so. This new album is magnificent.

FYI I am flirting with the fuller beard/shaved head look usually reserved for French academics. Will send pic when it amounts to anything.

Plan your 2021 at HMT!

We were delighted to put @DerrenBrown on sale recently. The multi award-winning master of mind control and psychological illusion is at his very best on stage. If you’ve seen him before, you know you’re in for a powerhouse treat!

Plan your 2021 at HMT! We were delighted to put  @Derren Brown on sale recently. The multi award-winning master of mind control and psychological illusion is at his very best on stage. If you’ve seen him before, you know you’re in for a powerhouse treat! https://bit.ly/2Wpuxvn

Thank you. No reason to feel ashamed. I’m sure everyone’s forgotten your secret, Andrew Collings from NE Wales.

 @Derren Brown You're an absolute legend Derren. But you are also and will always be the man who told everyone that I put a toffee hammer up my arse in Liverpool. Svengali, great show.

Hi-de-Hi! came up in conversation, a nostalgic sitcom about 1960 that first aired in 1980. I realised with horror that the time difference was as if a similar show made today were set in the year 2000.

ICYMI, a rather glorious art auction at Christie’s for Maggie’s, who run some 20 cancer care centres across the UK.

ICYMI, a rather glorious art auction at Christie’s for Maggie’s, who run some 20 cancer care centres across the UK. https://www.christies.com/salelanding/index.aspx?salenumber=19639&saleroomcode=cks&lid=1&saletitle=

Cannot get over these interviews from Nebraskan television. Here's Elliott Gould having a....great time.

Cannot get over these interviews from Nebraskan television. Here's Elliott Gould having a....great time.

Daring AND special. 20 years of derren-do. I have a night on C4 with a live stunt later in the summer and you can vote for your fave C4 wotsit. More details to follow. Twenty, though! You’re older than you thought.

He's back! @DerrenBrown returns to Channel 4 this summer with a daring live stunt and a special night of programming celebrating 20 years of his jaw-dropping TV moments

He's back!  @Derren Brown returns to Channel 4 this summer with a daring live stunt and a special night of programming celebrating 20 years of his jaw-dropping TV moments https://www.channel4.com/press/news/derren-brown-returns-daring-live-stunt-celebrate-night-dedicated...

This game teaches me a new word every day. Last night, ‘Vagile’. One that moves on its own, I believe.

This game teaches me a new word every day. Last night, ‘Vagile’. One that moves on its own, I believe.

My new superpower: passive-aggressive CCing.

Excellent news.

Come #UnfollowTheRules with me. My new album is finally OUT NOW. I hope it brings you joy, solace, comfort, happiness, laughter, passion and a tear or two. All I wish is that you take an hour and listen to it all the way through, from front to back. ❤️

Come  #UnfollowTheRules with me. My new album is finally OUT NOW. I hope it brings you joy, solace, comfort, happiness, laughter, passion and a tear or two. All I wish is that you take an hour and listen to it all the way through, from front to back. ❤️ http://rufus.lnk.to/UnfollowTheRules

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