Witch Bitch (@Gabbyrox22)

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strong mixed woman who don’t need no economy \\ ASU \\ Bi Icon in the making *Also follow my journalistic adventures @GabbyTortorich

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2012-06-13 17:17:16

a job will have you 19 with a 35 year old best friend “ like damn where jackie at today?” 😂😭😭😭

I’d deal with 25 Karen’s a day if it meant I could have a job again

If my costar doesn’t just say happy birthday and then leave me alone I’m gonna lose it

Carmen from Spy Kids is 100% an Aries

Because I want to punish myself more during this quarantine I’m gonna rewatch all 6 seasons of glee

my birthday is in 2 days HAhaHA MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 2 DAYS

Lizzo had me dancing to my computer screen with that Tiny Desk Juice performance

LIZZO NPR TINY DESK CONCERT that is all

i’ve decided i’m pushing my birthday back to june due to the ongoing corona situation

officially have to apply for unemployment at age 21 ):

The Trump campaign just released a cease and desist letter demanding that TV stations immediately pull this @prioritiesUSA ad.  So obv share it everywhere!

The Trump campaign just released a cease and desist letter demanding that TV stations immediately pull this  @Priorities USA ad. So obv share it everywhere!

Oh thank god. I saw Texas Roadhouse CEO trending and thought I was gonna have to give up that cinnamon butter cause he said some wild shit but now I have to eat more of it.

I don’t know who this woman is but she has won my heart.

I don’t know who this woman is but she has won my heart.

Yeah it sucks that your springbreak got cancelled or cut short, but can you imagine the first weekend that everyone gets off quarantine and all bars/restaurants reopen? It’s going to be like a spring break for the entire world

It’s important to shower every day. Blow out that hair. Put on office clothes. Pretend to type up some reports. Refer to everyone as your “new client.” End all phone calls with “Here’s my card.” Ask yourself for a raise. If you say no, embezzle. Right now it’s all about self-care

My goal this quarantine is to learn to play, the American classic, Wonder Wall on Ukulele

2020 4

2020

GROCERY STORE EMPLOYEES HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO SHOP BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE BECAUSE THEY’RE THE ONES LITERALLY ON THE FRONT LINES RIGHT NOW TO KEEP EVERYONE FED!!!!!!!! 🗣🗣🗣

This hella makes me mad Bc my mom and suegra have been busting their asses working stupid long hours for these people to shop and heaven forbid they’re not allowed to finally shop for themselves !! @ these people of Los Banos you sicken me

This hella makes me mad Bc my mom and suegra have been busting their asses working stupid long hours for these people to shop and heaven forbid they’re not allowed to finally shop for themselves !! @ these people of Los Banos you sicken me

Why are we just sitting in quarantine?? Why don’t we have an uprising???

Tempe is a ghost town and my brain knows that’s a good thing but it’s still spooky as hell, visually

pls nobody tag me on that instagram push up challenge this is quarantine not the marines

Aries season is in full swing and I’m LIVING

Aries season is in full swing and I’m LIVING

Me every time I see the 4th star

.@sammymewy's first look at the 4th star will forever be priceless. ⭐️❤️

(via @USWNT)

@Samantha Mewis's first look at the 4th star will forever be priceless. ⭐️❤️ (via  @U.S. Soccer WNT)

So did the ahs writers just listen to Stevie Nicks whole discography and decide to write a season around her? Not mad (actually glad), just curious

Drinking a white claw and snacking on celery sticks  #QuaratineStruggleMeal

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