Joe Alderson (@Joseph_Armand)

1378 posts      69 followers      162 followings     

Montréal, Québec

2011-04-17 18:37:17

Here’s an idea: Put Betsy DeVos in an elementary classroom five days a week this fall.

Can you help us get 1,000 retweets on this to defeat Lindsey Graham? It’s time to elect Jaime Harrison! We are 1K followers away from hitting 30,000 followers. Retweet and follow this account to defeat Lindsey Graham.

A reminder this morning that Roger Stone was convicted by a jury of his peers and is totally nuts.

A reminder this morning that Roger Stone was convicted by a jury of his peers and is totally nuts.

It’s almost like Trump’s corruption gets jealous when Trump’s incompetence is getting too much attention

 @Ann Coulter Still not over this.

People talk about Stephen Miller as a significant problem - and he is - but if it wasn't for Jeff Sessions and Donald Trump he'd just be another wannabe school shooter posting on 4Chan incel boards.

Mary Trump says her uncle is a sociopath, suffers from Narcissistic Personality Disorder, as well as a long undiagnosed learning disability. Also: Mary Trump holds a Doctorate in Clinical Psychology.

anthony ramos in Hamilton act 2

anthony ramos in Hamilton act 2

Starting to realize that Elon Musk is a megachurch pastor for atheists

mandatory Shapiro is trending post

mandatory Shapiro is trending post

Ben Shapiro is what happens when you tell a child all his ideas are special

Here’s all you need to know about our elections: Senate strips provision from intelligence bill requiring campaigns to report foreign election help  #Senate https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/30/politics/senate-removes-ban-foreign-election-help/index.html

What is on my mind will be coming out of my mouth as you watch this:

What is on my mind will be coming out of my mouth as you watch this:

There is no victory more important this year than defeating  @Donald J. Trump. The team that knows how to stay on offense and do just that is  @The Lincoln Project. Will you join me in supporting them by contributing right now? https://secure.anedot.com/the-lincoln-project/c31c84b92f09de030801e

The incompetence isn’t only predictable. It was predicted. Often. By many.

sasha baron cohen showed up at a nazi event disguised as a hillbilly and got the attendees to sing about injecting obama with the “wuhan flu” and nuking the chinese “like in world war 2”

sasha baron cohen showed up at a nazi event disguised as a hillbilly and got the attendees to sing about injecting obama with the “wuhan flu” and nuking the chinese “like in world war 2”

The choice of messenger.... Irony and any sense of shame or self-awareness have clearly gone the way of the dodo.

Today, President @realDonaldTrump will sign an executive order to transform the federal hiring process—and replace one-size-fits-all, degree-based hiring with skills-based hiring.

More from @IvankaTrump:

Today, President  @Donald J. Trump will sign an executive order to transform the federal hiring process—and replace one-size-fits-all, degree-based hiring with skills-based hiring. More from  @Ivanka Trump:

I think the biggest mistake we made is telling Americans that wearing masks is to protect other people. Know your audience!

HIRED

This is my Parks and Rec audition.

This is my Parks and Rec audition.

 @Joy Taylor I'd love to see a study on the correlation between people with God or bible quotes in their profile and the worst people on social media.

"I joined a gang of bank robbers. These incompetents, tripped on their shoelaces, got lost, ran out of gas, forgot the masks and passed a note to a teller that read 'I have a gub.' Worst part? They wouldn't let me blow things up! I quit. Here's a book about my moral superiority."

John Bolton says he “probably would have voted to convict” President Trump of high crimes and misdemeanors had he been a senator, but says he has no regrets or second thoughts about not testifying before Congress during the impeachment proceedings.

John Bolton says he “probably would have voted to convict” President Trump of high crimes and misdemeanors had he been a senator, but says he has no regrets or second thoughts about not testifying before Congress during the impeachment proceedings.

Never would have thought a Tik Tok on qualified immunity would have 575K views

Never would have thought a Tik Tok on qualified immunity would have 575K views

Who needs Saturday Night Live when we have Florida?

it's like a youtube comments section come to life

it's like a youtube comments section come to life

Amid America's  #COVID19 disaster, I must come clean about a lie I spread as a health insurance exec: We spent big $$ to push the idea that Canada's single-payer system was awful & the U.S. system much better. It was a lie & the nations' COVID responses prove it. The truth: (1/6)

This is how you conduct an interview. It’s not gotcha, if it’s the truth. And be ready with the follow up questions.

TONIGHT, in a late night TV exclusive, @StephenAtHome interviews Former National Security Advisor @AmbJohnBolton in a wide ranging interview about his time in the Trump Administration and why, despite voting for him in 2016, the President won't be getting his vote in 2020. #LSSC

TONIGHT, in a late night TV exclusive,  @Stephen Colbert interviews Former National Security Advisor  @John Bolton in a wide ranging interview about his time in the Trump Administration and why, despite voting for him in 2016, the President won't be getting his vote in 2020.  #LSSC

A rule of thumb: If you're lying about nonexistent voter fraud, if you're limiting polling places, if you're forcing people to line up to vote in a pandemic, even the old and the infirm, then it seems you're basically admitting most Americans don't want you to be president.

I can suspend my disbelief for everything in The Leftovers except Justin Theroux drinking 19 beer a day and being absolutely shredded.

@Donald Trump Jr.  @Ivanka Trump  @Eric Trump curious if you’ve seen your pop eat shit harder than he did today? 😬

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