Linnaea Kershaw (@LaKersh)

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I want to believe...

Vancouver, BC

2009-04-01 00:40:37

i like big butts and i cannot lie. my brother also likes big butts and cannot tell the truth. how will you escape our dungeon

Copycat. Yawning is contagious.

Copycat. Yawning is contagious.

Freedom of speech means you get to say whatever you want — but everyone else also gets to reply and call you a dipshit if they want.

sharks do not actually like the taste of human flesh, they are just trying to find out if you are a cake

hot take: people only like summer because it was our only time off for like 12 years and its ingrained in our minds to like it. the actual season is fucking atrocious

my gf send me flowers and my roomate said “what’s the occasion” let’s have a moment of silence for straight girls

MINNESOTA (AP) — It is officially “I hope you fuckin’ like zucchini” season, sources say

small dog slander makes me sad. Of course they’re “yappy,” they have tiny bodies, it’s not a personality trait. They also have teeny tiny paws to put on your leg when you are sad

The most depressing part about being an historian who studies plague (among other things) during a pandemic is watching people react to deadly disease outbreaks almost exactly the same way 16th & 17th century Europeans did.

Two types of dogs!

Two types of dogs!

Happy #FemaleFilmmakerFriday! 🎬 4

Happy  #FemaleFilmmakerFriday! 🎬

Japanese artist Mika Hirasa produces narrative illustrations using a fusion of embroidery and applique #womensart

Japanese artist Mika Hirasa produces narrative illustrations using a fusion of embroidery and applique  #womensart

Chef’s kiss to all the men in the comments angrily accusing SI of confusing their boners

Valentina Sampaio is the first transgender “Sports Illustrated” swimsuit model. @ErielleReshef has the story.

Valentina Sampaio is the first transgender “Sports Illustrated” swimsuit model.  @Erielle Reshef has the story. https://gma.abc/3iLw9Jg

"As you wish." ❤️ In his final performance, Carl Reiner shares a special goodbye with his son Rob as part of the fan-film version of The Princess Bride:

"As you wish." ❤️ In his final performance, Carl Reiner shares a special goodbye with his son Rob as part of the fan-film version of The Princess Bride: http://vntyfr.com/7eAo7iw

they should not give cops horses. give those horses to postal workers so i can sit out on my porch drinking iced tea and then a guy rides up on a horse and says “hey pal, got a letter for you here”

psa: women shouldn’t have to justify why they need birth control by listing other reasons they take it besides preventing pregnancy

so frustrating to get stopped by trains like why are u being so dramatic. ur honking ur horn like i dont know what u are. stop yelling. it's obvious ur a train. ur quite large

One of the Covid symptoms is loss of taste so how do La Croix drinkers even know?

I’m getting tired of seeing tweets of scary headlines with the caption “we’re so fucked.” Feels like that’s implying we’ll be fucked at some point in the future. But baby, we’re fucked right now. Presently fucked. The fucked is coming from inside the house

i just stumbled upon these articles and quite honestly, the distinction between real and performative faith could never be any clearer 2

i just stumbled upon these articles and quite honestly, the distinction between real and performative faith could never be any clearer

"ur quiet" thanks i'm overthinking

If your campaign for president is threatened by Kanye West maybe it is not very good

This 11-year-old absolutely crushes The Bob Ross Challenge, putting his own spin on the artist's landscape stylings

This 11-year-old absolutely crushes The Bob Ross Challenge, putting his own spin on the artist's landscape stylings

Looking at the internet right now isn't making me happy, but maybe I just need to give it a few more hours

Proud to announce that I am running! Not for any office, just for exercise and it’s really hot and this sucks so I needed to tell everybody about it

At this point my ignorance of Hamilton feels like a challenge I’m embracing arbitrarily, just to see how long I can continue knowing nothing about it

"i wish things would go back to normal" ah the good old days when things were terrible but not for you

🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️ Really hoping my eyes look kind and smiley instead of manic tinged with crazy. 😬

"you're so quiet" yeah i'm thinking about how in the 80s a guy decided to call himself macho man and we just let him

[slowly digs both of my feet into the wet sand] [whispers] planet shoes

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