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I like to be busy, and I like to be still.
So the thing about this tweet that everyone keeps sending me is that both it and the replies are wrong in these super boring and nuanced ways so it isn't even fun to dunk on because it is full. So I will give some highlights and then go for a Sunday jaunt.
The president wants nothing more than to use deadly force against American citizens
I regret to inform you that George Washington required enlistees to be vaccinated against smallpox
In the bathtub with a swaddled terrified dog. There’s just no way to convince her we’re okay. How do I explain to a dog that there are people that love sparkly lights and big booms more than dogs or people
Dear Kevin McCarthy: Many of us Democrats served on active duty to defend your right to say ludicrous, stupid stuff. Also, when are you going to believe American intelligence officials and condemn @Donald J. Trump for not responding to Russian bounties on US troops?
I wonder if I will ever enjoy anything as much as characters in Studio Ghibli films enjoy making breakfast