ROB KAUFMAN (@ROB_LOVES_YOU)

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http://ROBLOVESYOU.COM

Tampa, FL

2012-06-06 01:40:42

the "i hate you, mom!!!" phase is supposed to end in your 20's, not your 50's.

My mother contacted me a few times over the last week. There’s a reason I try not to talk to her. She’s a loon.

My mother contacted me a few times over the last week. There’s a reason I try not to talk to her. She’s a loon.

You can be anti ben shapro AND anti guilty twitter whores who rage at him to cope with their awful pussy music

You don't care right now, because you don't know better. And when all the others fall by the wayside, and they will, you will finally know. And Rob will forgive you.

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.

all musicians: duhhhh, Yea, I fuck. 😏 pretty cool, huh?

on second thought, maybe she isn't controlled opposition, and she's just irritating by accident

My husband just noticed that  @Twitter caused his account to unfollow me. Anyone else having that problem?

ben shapiro's sister is controlled opposition

the only generation of humankind to cite "sarcasm" as their second language will regularly ask me with all sincerity if I'm joking or not. I never had this problem until fellow millennial and zoomer retards popped up

one of the many upsides to never watching movies: you are totally unaffected by all these awful, horrible remakes & reboots. Anybody who gets defensive about a movie they like is a romantic sissy. It's all trash babe, just kick it around like a normal person and move on.

Any white female protester under 200 lbs looks like Scott The Woz.

LMAO! Poor little Portland rioter realizes she and her fellow rioters are losing the battle to the Feds🤣That’s damn right 😂😂😂

LMAO! Poor little Portland rioter realizes she and her fellow rioters are losing the battle to the Feds🤣That’s damn right 😂😂😂

baltimore? you want me to feel bad about a budget washington DC? baltimore maryland, which is the dollar store version of Delaware? what has baltimore ever done aside from John Waters? contribute something this century and maybe i'll post some prayers your way.

deep dish pizza is fucking terrible. a concept that can only be conjured by selfish, disgusting people. it came from chicago, case closed.

I just assumed every metropolitan area has been traffic blocking and bank window-breaking this entire time. Black kids and fat white women haven't had shit else to do since March. To announce it starting up again makes it sound like it they've been bluffing the whole time.

Let chicago burn to the fucking ground. I'm sick of hearing arrogant cunts call it "chiraq." You never hear anything good about chicago. Nothing good has come out of there in 20 years. I've never been to chicago, and I want it to be completely erased so I can never go there.

"omg chicago is getting looted" I don't care.

If they told me I could save 1 life by wearing a mask, I would laugh and say Rob doesn't give a damn about your little life

actually, the matrix is about taking hormones and killing yourself before you turn 40

"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music." ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

"MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!!!!" okay bitch, but it's pretty fucking easy if you just read it yourself carefully. begging someone to explain it again, lmao

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