Dr Purple Smurf (@bilbobaggins40)

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Older, married, progressive guy who enjoys reasonable discussions, humor, good books, photography, pets, mmorpgs(GW2), and other pc games.

Oregon, USA

2016-02-10 03:16:24

This aged poorly.

This aged poorly.

Pro-tip: You cannot “inherit very bad/broken tests” for a VIRUS THAT DID NOT EXIST UNTIL JUST A FEW MONTHS AGO. Trump is so dumb he keeps saying he “inherited bad/obsolete tests” when there were no tests lying around for this virus because it’s a brand new virus.

I'm sorry, could someone remind me the name of the bar we're in with the guy rambling at the podium?

STOP KILLING MY FRIENDS YOU MONSTER. I lost another friend today of 40 years. he did not have to die, and Jennifer did not have to die. The people who are dying NOW could have been saved if Trump didn't willfully ignore everyone for TWO MONTHS.  #COVID19  @GOP will not survive

There is one thing I am certain of in this life...I WILL NEVER EVER VOTE REPUBLICAN.

We must not accept austerity after this. We're a resource-rich country where every person should be guaranteed healthcare, housing, education, paid sick time, and living wages. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise

Voter suppression is unacceptable. Corrupt elected officials are weaponizing COVID-19 in their favor. Local races are important to the well being of the people. Mail in your absentee ballot, and stay safe.

As she often does,  @Elizabeth Warren provides a cogent summary of how federal policymakers should be thinking about the pandemic in the coming months. https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2020/4/6/21207338/elizabeth-warren-coronavirus-covid-19-rece...

Dr Drew used a copyright claim to try to take down this video of him saying COVID-19 is less dangerous than the flu. Be a shame if we retweeted it.

Dr Drew used a copyright claim to try to take down this video of him saying COVID-19 is less dangerous than the flu. Be a shame if we retweeted it.

Mexico has placed troops on its Northern border to keep sick Americans out of Mexico. Not the other way round.

Sue me Trump. I’m the one who worked on the Apprentice and told everyone you snort Adderall all day. You won’t sue me though because you know it’s true. Remember what your buddy Chuck Z brought to the after parties? I do. @Donald J. Trump

"Somebody oughta sue his ass off" -- Trump on the whistleblower (reminder: the whistleblower's account of Trump's dealings with Ukraine was accurate)

"Somebody oughta sue his ass off" -- Trump on the whistleblower (reminder: the whistleblower's account of Trump's dealings with Ukraine was accurate)

Perhaps the most shocking of the entire trump coronavirus response... It's not the ineptitude. It's not the shameless ratings whoring. It's not the BLATANT attempt to monetize it. It's that the "president" has not ONCE expressed empathy for any of the victims. NOT ONCE.

Old Moldy is running scared tonight. Screw this sniveling political lackey. He needs to resign or be thrown from office -- preferably through a damn window.

Must. Resist. Making. Insensitive. Remark. About. Boris Johnson. Must. Focus. On. Empathy. And. Shared. Humanity. Under. No. Circumstance. Make. A. Joke. About. The UK. Having. All. The. Luck.

Porn Hub gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.

Isn't it strange how the same people who spent two and a half years investigating the deaths of 4 people in Benghazi are ready to quickly turn the page and NOT spend ANY time investigating the bungled response to Coronavirus?

I hate even tweeting this. I am sick. I dont know the cause and can not get tested to find out. Fever between 101 and 103 for 2 days. Horrible cough, winded & headache, bodyaches WVs total population is 1.8Million. Theyve perform 7,700 tests. Prayers please.

Dear America, Your president is a fucking raving lunatic. Love, Canada 🇨🇦

Hey everybody, we’re good now.

Kenneth Copeland used his breath to blow the virus away.

Hey everybody, we’re good now. Kenneth Copeland used his breath to blow the virus away.

Hannity. Rush. Dobbs. Ingraham. Pirro. Nunes. Tammy. Geraldo. Doocy. Hegseth. Schlapp. Siegel. Watters. Dr. Drew. Henry. Ainsley. Gaetz. Inhofe. Pence. Kudlow. Conway. Trump.

Today, we salute the Heroes of the Pandumbic.

Hannity. Rush. Dobbs. Ingraham. Pirro. Nunes. Tammy. Geraldo. Doocy. Hegseth. Schlapp. Siegel. Watters. Dr. Drew. Henry. Ainsley. Gaetz. Inhofe. Pence. Kudlow. Conway. Trump. Today, we salute the Heroes of the Pandumbic.

please retweet the hell out of his damning content.

please watch and retweet

please watch and retweet

A few lessons I hope we all take away from this pandemic: 1) Workers keep America going, not billionaires. 2) Health care must be made a right in this country. 3) If we can afford trillions in corporate bailouts, we can afford Medicare for All and a Green New Deal.

At this point I’ll take literally anyone as President over Trump. Anyone. OJ. Ted Cruz. Carole Baskin. Baskin Robbins. Gary Coleman. Ru Paul. Rand Paul. Paul Bunyon. It. Does. Not. Matter. We have the worst possible person in the world as President.

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