Catturd ™ (@catturd2)

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The MAGA turd who talks shit. My parody book- The Adventures of Cowfart, literally - and my Sci-Fi novel - Rabbitskin - are available at

2018-09-21 17:10:30

Coming to a theater near you ...

Coming to a theater near you ...

BRIAN STELTER: Riding a bike = not mentally falling apart


BRIAN STELTER: Riding a bike = not mentally falling apart REALITY:

Why don't they call "looters" what they really are ... criminal thieves.

Good morning to everyone except Communist Democrat Mayors who turn every city they touch into a shit-hole.

Democrat run utopia. BREAKING: Massive Looting Underway in Chicago As Riots Continue Across the Nation (WATCH) via  @Jim Hoft

@Anthony Scaramucci, who just made a fool of himself as he got taken apart by  @steve hilton, only lasted 11 days in his favorite of all time Administration, before being fired for, again, making a fool of himself. Anthony is a loser who begged to come back. I said “No Thanks”.

😂😂😂 Troll level ... Infinity Honey Badger.

Guys!  @Catturd ™ is indeed writing a sequel. If you haven't read the first book, you are missing out. I've edited two #1 New York Times bestselling books, and Rabbitskin is the best sci-fi novel I've ever read, hands down.

 @Catturd ™ Just finished Rabbitskin yesterday. Wow, what a great story. Read it in one day, I couldn’t put it down. Now I’m sad that it’s over. I miss Logan. Please write a sequel. ❤️

Anthony Scaramucci is the Bubba Wallace of Nancy Pelosis.

This is Fake News by the failing  @The New York Times & bad ratings  @CNN. Never suggested it although, based on all of the many things accomplished during the first 3 1/2 years, perhaps more than any other Presidency, sounds like a good idea to me!

I’ve seen SO MANY TRUMP FLAGS in deep Blue Connecticut just today. Something BIG is happening!

I wish I had a dollar for every time Joe Biden said something racist over the past 45 years.

Fire weasel Christopher Wray!

Reminder ... The U.S. government released footage of actual UFOs this year and nobody cared.

Defund the Communist Democrats.

“Diversity is our strength.”

- Nancy Pelosi

“Diversity is our strength.” - Nancy Pelosi

BREAKING: Orthodox Jewish fundraiser in Deal, NJ raises over $5 million for Trump

AG Barr: Democrats Are Now the "Rousseauian Revolutionary Party That Believes in Tearing Down the System" (VIDEO) via  @Jim Hoft

9th place ??? 😂😭😭😭😭😭😭🤡😭🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭🤡🤡😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭🤡🤡🤡🤡👍

 @Catturd ™ I love how you didn't have the balls to tweet out his position yesterday 😉

I’d like to congratulate Bubba Wallace for his 21st place finish today in the NASCAR race. Wouldn’t it be great to make millions of dollars to suck at your sport every single week?

Racism is the witchcraft of the 21st century. Now, as then, it’s hard to find witches. Many people haven’t actually seen a witch. Yet powerful people create public hysteria & insist witches are everywhere. Some are invisible! Now, as then, it’s about power and social control


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