Catturd ™ (@catturd2)

28193 posts      178946 followers      15793 followings     

The MAGA turd who talks shit. My parody book- The Adventures of Cowfart, literally - and my Sci-Fi novel - Rabbitskin - are available at http://ilovecatturd.com

2018-09-21 17:10:30

🎶 A country boy can survive 🎶

🎶 A country boy can survive 🎶

Is the government going to pay for my rehab when all this is over?

Sometimes I read my tweets and realize that I'm about an absolute dumbass. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong wth me?

I'm here to congratulate you for following the stay-at-home order so perfectly. 2

I'm here to congratulate you for following the stay-at-home order so perfectly.

I question everything and trust no one but Trump. You?

Joe Biden really wants to talk to Trump and help him with the cornpopvirus.

Since CNN and MSNBC won’t show Trump’s coronavirus briefings - the White House shouldn’t allow any of their reporters to attend it.

OMG! LOL! - put my two dogs in a GIF - 😂

@catturd2 🙂👌💥 Smiles is even cooler than Scooby

 @Catturd ™ 🙂👌💥 Smiles is even cooler than Scooby

When all this BS is over - I'm going to make a ... Smiles, side-eye T-shirt.

When all this BS is over - I'm going to make a ... Smiles, side-eye T-shirt.

I DID IT! ... I made to the monumental number of 178,724 followers. Winning!

Can you imagine the 4th of July parties this year, when this is over? Going to be epic.

Are we going to get ankle bracelets for our house arrests?

©Twianon | Best Twitter online viewer | About Us
This site uses the Twitter API but is not endorsed or certified by Twitter. All Twitter logos and trademarks displayed on this applicatioin are property of Twitter.