Dan Telfer (@dantelfer)

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Stand-up Comic / Writer / @NerdPokerPod Dungeon Master / Cancer Slayer / Former Senior Editor at @MADMagazine / Narrative Lead for @CortexRPG / @TheSecondCity

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Los Angeles, CA

2008-11-29 15:04:37

 #PalmSpringsMovie is so good. I feel like it’s a hard one to “go in blind” on but if you can, do.

They finally got the Disney World ad right.

They finally got the Disney World ad right.

Even for fans loyal to the franchise, the latest Saw movie looks way too dark.

I got to go to Disney World as a kid because my mom won a class-action lawsuit when I got salmonella from tainted milk. Then, at Disney World, I caught chicken pox. Now, I'm a cancer survivor. You couldn't get me to go there and catch COVID-19 right now for a trillion dollars.

Um, what? Is it just 10 episodes of them crying because they have to go to an office during a pandemic?

‘The Office’: Peacock Brass Exploring “Creative Ideas” For Series’ Launch, Including Possible Reunion; No Reboot Talk

‘The Office’: Peacock Brass Exploring “Creative Ideas” For Series’ Launch, Including Possible Reunion; No Reboot Talk http://dlvr.it/RbN3M2

So many people I know are "staying safe and wearing a mask" but still "going on recreational airplane trips." What?? If I may exaggerate for a moment, a comedic tactic from the Before Times: "Oh don't worry, I put on a condom before rolling around in the lava, it's fine."

This looks like an As Seen On TV ad for a Glasses Hutch. Got too many glasses, nowhere to put them, and it's making you racist? Well now there's…

And here’s the winner of Murica’s angriest man.

He’s very red though, isn’t 
he?

And here’s the winner of Murica’s angriest man. He’s very red though, isn’t he?

You can't say "The Radical Left" without sounding like a ninja turtle in preschool learning about directions for the first time.

Starting a home remodeling business where I paint everything white and leave glass bowls full of Christmas ornaments everywhere and that’s all the work I ever do

This looks like a diagram of comedy clubs that shouldn’t be open right now.

Letter from 239 scientists: "Time to Address Airborne Transmission of COVID-19"

Bottomline: Time to guard against inhalation of microdroplets -- small droplets that don't fall to the ground within 6ft but travel longer distances and remain suspended in air.

Letter from 239 scientists: "Time to Address Airborne Transmission of COVID-19" Bottomline: Time to guard against inhalation of microdroplets -- small droplets that don't fall to the ground within 6ft but travel longer distances and remain suspended in air.

He flew the CEO of a food company to his house to give him compliments.

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