Cats of Disneyland (@disneylandcats)

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Disneyland is our land. We prowl its streets when the humans go away. And we try our best to forget it was all started by a mouse. #parody

http://disneylandcats.com

Disneyland Resort

2013-03-01 07:33:24

All the cool cats are doing it. #WearAMask

All the cool cats are doing it.  #WearAMask

I talked to your cats, and we still don’t appreciate  #HugYourCatDay; however, if you offset it with a donation to a  #BlackLivesMatter charity, we are willing to forgive 1 (ONE) hug. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co

Humans... 🙄

If Disneyland reopened without any attractions except for socially-distanced cat spotting, would you be:

What if we wake up tomorrow to find out that March was the most elaborate April Fool’s “joke” of all time?

It’s more like a rumble, but we’re all really bad at snapping because none of us have fingers.

Correct.

I like to think that the  @Cats of Disneyland are roaming the parks and living their best life right now.

Indivisible. With tuna and tuna for all.

BREAKING: With humans out of the way, Disneyland cats have barricaded all entrances and declared themselves a sovereign nation.

BREAKING: With humans out of the way, Disneyland cats have barricaded all entrances and declared themselves a sovereign nation.

It’s quiet.

Lots of science-y folks are posting this graph. But if there is one thing I have learned from being on the internet, it is this:

Data/graphs: Not compelling to many.

Kitties: Compelling to many.

So I present: #Catteningthecurve.

#scicomm #epitwitter

Lots of science-y folks are posting this graph. But if there is one thing I have learned from being on the internet, it is this: Data/graphs: Not compelling to many. Kitties: Compelling to many. So I present:  #Catteningthecurve.  #scicomm  #epitwitter

As a cat, I never had to take a math class, but I’m *pretty sure* Disneyland gathers more than 250 people.

You all touch your faces too much. And most of you don’t even have fur on them. Stop.

If I have to lick my butt for 10 minutes after going to the bathroom, you can wash your hands for 20 seconds.

I so wish I could take credit for this...

Our boat on the jungle cruise sank today. Fun times! #wdw

Our boat on the jungle cruise sank today. Fun times!  #wdw

Does this mean I can be the new head of Parks and Resorts?

I’m automatically in boarding group number 1 every morning.

@disneylandcats We’re waiting in line behind you... #UnboxedTheSeries

 @Cats of Disneyland We’re waiting in line behind you...  #UnboxedTheSeries

I notice they haven’t announced my new Disney+ series, so what’s up with that...?

😾😾😾

Let me make one thing clear: I am a dog person. Whether Goofy, Pluto, or Nelson @Pompey as proven by this video. I leave the cats for my wife. #ThursdayThoughts #TBThursday  @Disney

Let me make one thing clear: I am a dog person. Whether Goofy, Pluto, or Nelson  @Portsmouth FC as proven by this video. I leave the cats for my wife.  #ThursdayThoughts  #TBThursday  @Disney

It’s a tough life. We deserve LOTS of praise and tuna.

Hi  @Larry the Cat! Do you know  @Cats of Disneyland? I think you have a lot in common. You are both brave mousers who protect important locations from vermin.

An open letter to the Poor, Unfortunate Souls:

#TheLittleMermaid #Ariel #MyAriel

An open letter to the Poor, Unfortunate Souls:  #TheLittleMermaid  #Ariel  #MyAriel

THAT ONE WOKE ME FROM A NAP! 😾😾😾  #earthquake

Earthquake, or early underground fireworks? You decide.

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