Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel)

7122 posts      11740344 followers      710 followings     

1997 Bowling Digest Co-Bowler of the Year http://youtube.com/jimmykimmellive

http://rhcbooks.com/books/592304/the-serious-goose

Los Angeles

2009-03-23 18:05:56

I am very sorry to hear the terrible news about Adam Schlesinger. I had the pleasure of working with Adam when he wrote the theme to Crank Yankers. He was a kind and super-talented man who will be missed. Sending love to his family, friends and fans.

The perfect #AprilFoolsDay gift, #CrankYankers returns TONIGHT with @MrJimFlorentine @IamWandaSykes @NikkiGlaser @SarahKSilverman @TheTonyBarbieri @TracyMorgan & my old pal Elmer... 10:30|9:30c @ComedyCentral

The perfect  #AprilFoolsDay gift,  #CrankYankers returns TONIGHT with  @jim florentine  @Wanda Sykes  @Nikki Glaser  @Sarah Silverman  @Tony Barbieri  @Tracy Morgan & my old pal Elmer... 10:30|9:30c  @comedycentral

A story about following dreams & working together from the late  @Kobe Bryant &  @Wesley King…  #Wizenard https://amzn.to/33ZWCf0

The coolest man in quarantine joins us with an important and profane message... @SamuelLJackson #StayTheFAtHome #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse

The coolest man in quarantine joins us with an important and profane message...  @Samuel L. Jackson  #StayTheFAtHome  #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse

My continuing coverage of the worst staycation of all time...  #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse  #StayHome http://youtu.be/YnMHmNqhGxo

.@JeffTweedy & Sons with a lovely performance of @Wilco’s #Evergreen from their bathroom at home... #JimmyKimmelLiveFromTheLavatory

@Jeff Tweedy & Sons with a lovely performance of  @WILCO’s  #Evergreen from their bathroom at home...  #JimmyKimmelLiveFromTheLavatory

Starting today and every day through this, for every meal you buy at aplrestaurant in  #hollywood ,  @Adam Perry Lang & I will donate another to feed homeless families through  @St. Joseph Center - order now for curbside pick… https://www.instagram.com/p/B-aBOkhlhqo/?igshid=rbxehyotwdwi

It’s easier to #StayHome when you have a bowling alley like @TracyMorgan... #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse

It’s easier to  #StayHome when you have a bowling alley like  @Tracy Morgan...  #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse

We are back on TV from the only room in my house not covered in Play-Doh...  #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse  #StayHome http://youtu.be/GpYgpKKLp-0

Social distancing extended another month…

Social distancing extended another month…

There has never been a better day to thank the women and men who are hard at work risking their lives to help others. We are grateful.  #NationalDoctorsDay  #StayHome

I've been social distancing myself from this clown for years

Thank you to the doctors, scientists & public health experts, like those at @ColumbiaMSPH, who are fighting to stop the spread of #COVID19. It’s up to all of us to help #ControlTheContagion. Hear more from the cast & the experts on what you need to know:

Thank you to the doctors, scientists & public health experts, like those at  @ColumbiaPublicHealth, who are fighting to stop the spread of  #COVID19. It’s up to all of us to help  #ControlTheContagion. Hear more from the cast & the experts on what you need to know: http://bit.ly/ControltheContagion

this is what happened to me on day # million...

this is what happened to me on day # million...

Even my MacBook…

Even my MacBook…

Happy  #FormalFriday! Tonight  @Will Arnett™  @Guillermo & I dress to depress in a new quarantine  #minilogue from my house... http://youtu.be/N0qFB0DjuP8

Thanks for the coronavirus, asshole!

Thanks for the coronavirus, asshole!

This is amazing - thank you Monica and  @Phil Rosenthal. If you can, please help  @José Andrés and his  @World Central Kitchen help us.

Superhero  @José Andrés and his  #WorldCentralKitchen have a brilliant plan to pay local restaurants and their workers to feed those most in need. Monica and I want to help, and if you help too, we can double our donation of $1,000,000. We love you. Stay healthy.

Day 14 in quarantine! A special ViP  #minilogue from my house with Vice President  @Joe Biden...  #StayHome http://youtu.be/np9m2dg4IOQ

A new quarantine  #minilogue from home with Vice President  @Joe Biden tonight and we are returning to TELEVISION with new episodes (also from my house) all next week  @ABC  #StayHome  #Eat

holy shit this @JoeBiden ad is good.

holy shit this  @Joe Biden ad is good.

"Contained.....pretty close to air tight." A cabinet member on Feb 25th.

The U.S. has “contained” the coronavirus, NEC Director Larry Kudlow says. “Pretty close to airtight.”

The U.S. has “contained” the coronavirus, NEC Director Larry Kudlow says. “Pretty close to airtight.” https://cnb.cx/32pKJyk

So no one told you life was gonna be this way... but the party continues INDOORS with  @Courteney Cox vs. my cousin Anthony in  #Friends trivia & our  #QuarantimeKiller of the Night.  #quarantine  #minilogue http://youtu.be/m5Kt6A38Ki0

If you are on a quest for the best canned tomato, look no more - congrats Chris Bianco  @Pizzeria Bianco https://www.nytimes.com/article/best-canned-tomatoes.html

New BS Podcast!
—@jimmykimmel on Late Night Quarantine, Kobe’s Memorial, Shaq’s Q rating, Sal’s gambling void and the upended future of TV
—JB Smoove on Curb’s latest season and his long road to success.

Spotify: 

Apple:

New BS Podcast! — @Jimmy Kimmel on Late Night Quarantine, Kobe’s Memorial, Shaq’s Q rating, Sal’s gambling void and the upended future of TV —JB Smoove on Curb’s latest season and his long road to success. Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/episode/4SKVJJUEiqh5q4IQTGNeON?si=jMAJXvx2SjCUdVcFyk7eaQ Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bill-simmons-podcast/id1043699613#episodeGuid=gid%3A%2F%2F...

Sometimes it's best not to overlook the obvious. https://alfranken.com/read/the-president-is-crazy

Healthcare professionals agree that we need: A National Testing Regimen A National Shelter-in-Place Order To Operationalize the Defense Production Act for  #PPE,  #Ventilators, &  #Testing  #medtwitter  #COVID19  #COVIDー19 Please sign the letter and share. https://committeetoprotect.org/covid-19-letter/

Here's the update on everything that's not going on! NEW Tuesday  #minilogue with music from the bathroom from the great  @dave matthews band…  #JimmyKimmelLiveFromTheLavatory http://youtu.be/1yS4MBk-y1E

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