Jacob Olsen ✌️ (@jtolsen1207)

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•JWU ‘23• LOLHS ‘19• •Aspiring Pinterest Board• •Ringmaster of the Sh*tshow• •Baby Nut stan•

2019-10-07 16:47:19

Stay the fuck inside and say I love you to those who are important to you

Should I just say fuck it and watch Contagion? Or will it freak me out too much?

Wow. This is Buffalo, NY today where the city’s namesake has returned for the first time since 1813. The earth is healing, we are the virus

Wow. This is Buffalo, NY today where the city’s namesake has returned for the first time since 1813. The earth is healing, we are the virus

April distance brings May existence.

My downstairs neighbor lives alone so he is borrowing our dog whenever he needs to. She’s down there right now. They’re eating dinner together.

Y’all know that awkward feeling you got when Ian’s mom kissed Bronco in “Onward”? THAT’S what it feels like when I’m with Grandma and Cookie

“All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth” but it’s “All I want for COVID is New Horizons”

My mom just referred to herself as “June Cleaver meets Rosie the Riveter” cause she’s making a PB&J sandwich for my brother rn and this morning she fixed the furnace

tested positive for wanting a fucking hug

I shaved, did my hair, put on a nice outfit, and even picked up my room a bit. Why? I’m Skyping my friends and playing Jackbox with them tonight

Am I doing something wrong if I haven’t yet had the urge to shave my head or dye my hair?

tested positive for wanting to be held

New social distancing rules: you may go on walks with loved ones but they must remain 6 feet behind you and if you turn around to look at them, they will stay in the underworld forever

why the fuck don’t toasters have a window so you can see how toasted your bread is

tired: hi wired: hey all you cool cats & kittens

In other news... the cat over the road is called Walter 4

In other news... the cat over the road is called Walter

Did @CircleNetflix predict how we would all be living?!

Did  @The Circle on Netflix predict how we would all be living?!

Never in my life did I think I would type the words “Erin blames Baby Nut for the stock market crash and I’m offended” but here we are

The Trump campaign just released a cease and desist letter demanding that TV stations immediately pull this @prioritiesUSA ad.  So obv share it everywhere!

The Trump campaign just released a cease and desist letter demanding that TV stations immediately pull this  @Priorities USA ad. So obv share it everywhere!

Go off Bonnie

Who we fighting Bonnie !

Who we fighting Bonnie !

I saw the original clip here a few minutes ago and was reminded of this AMAZING iteration. Enjoy https://youtu.be/Z0ImJi0aqjA via  @YouTube #StayHome

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