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My life is a drama, I was trying to make a comedy. impeach and in prison Trump & Pence. Crimean War veteran.

san diego

2009-08-12 18:12:08

Mitt is the best Republican, but he is still an awful money grabber who looks out for the 1%.

@Mitt Romney and a prominent Democrat should get together and build a non-political coalition around issues like coronavirus that truly should not be political. America needs to put some shit aside and get to work. Now.

My mom once told me, “Son, during a pandemic always get your medical advice from doctors! They’re informed, experienced, & saving people’s lives is their priority. Don’t ever listen to former reality tv stars & game show hosts. And never, ever do what  @Ted Cruz does.” Thanks, mom.

Joe Biden: We need to focus on new technology that will define this century. Not outdated energy sources of the last century. Let's not waste any more time. Let's get to work now. Now.

I have 2 little darling monsters who I’d love to send to school this fall. I get it. But there’s no way we can responsibly do that under current conditions. It’d be a death sentence for our kids & ourselves. To get there, we need a nat’l mask policy, more testing, & more tracing.

I think Hillary blew it at tye debate when they asked her to point out Trump’s best quality. She should’ve looked directly at the camera and said, “nope, can’t think of a damn thing.”

Yes, pervert, it’s wrong. As to dating Ivanka, you do know that they have blow up dolls at the porn shop. Just as fake without being an asshole.

@jpierni Who doesn't want to date Ivanka?

 @john pierni Who doesn't want to date Ivanka?

 @john pierni My daughter hates Trump. My son loves him. I’d tell him go for Tiffany. She’s smart and flies under the radar. And at the wedding I could finally fulfill my fantasy of throat punching her Daddy and Bro. And maybe give Ivanka a swirly in the ladies room. A gal can dream,can’t she

Will Americans Reject Trump and the GOP Death Cult This Fall? - https://go.shr.lc/2Dy5AHh via  @Common Dreams

I said that. And I said stop re-reporting that the majority of Covid deaths are minorities- you’ll just make Trump and the MAGGOTS want to spread the virus more.

The situation in Florida is even more dire than what is being reported.  #COVID19

This is one of the many text messages that I am getting from nurses and doctors here in Florida who wish to remain anonymous. 

The safety of our nurses and doctors should be a priority, and NO, it cannot wait, they need leadership in Florida now.

This is one of the many text messages that I am getting from nurses and doctors here in Florida who wish to remain anonymous. The safety of our nurses and doctors should be a priority, and NO, it cannot wait, they need leadership in Florida now.

Trump Brags That He 'Created' The Texas Oil Industry https://crooksandliars.com/2020/07/trump-brags-he-created-texas-oil-industry

Geraldo always believed Trump. And Putin. And Bernie Madoff, and Jeffrey Epstein. And John Gotti. Al Capone really left valuables in a basement. What a journalist!

 @David Weissman  @Donald J. Trump Which “intelligence agency?” Where is their proof? Is there any official with knowledge of purported plot willing to go on the record? Charge was specific: Russia was paying a bounty to Taliban for attacks on Americans like the three Marines killed outside Bagram. Proof? Zero.

Let's be very clear about what happened. Roger Stone coordinated Wikileaks drops with Trump. Roger Stone lied to investigators to protect Trump. Roger Stone was then rewarded for breaking the law. This was an act of a corrupt despot, not a president. https://rantt.com/trump-unpresidented-week-181-roger-stone-coronavirus-scotus

I know, right?

 @Mattewe 🥈  @mᎥᏦᎬ ᏞᎥᏆᎬᏒᎪᏞᏞᎽ✪ You say with utmost confidence THOSE LOBSTERS WERE MARKED 3 FOR A DOLLAR

 @Mattewe 🥈  @mᎥᏦᎬ ᏞᎥᏆᎬᏒᎪᏞᏞᎽ✪ You say with utmost confidence THOSE LOBSTERS WERE MARKED 3 FOR A DOLLAR

I know, you tell them and they still go check it.

 @Mattewe 🥈 They never believe you anyway

You don’t belong in government. Has anyone noticed that even the religious don’t expect God to fix the Covid virus? Oh sure they whisper into their hands, but know there will be no results.

@EricTrump We absolutely believe Mary Trump! Don “the con” Trump has 4,000 lawsuits against him, was ordered to pay $25 Milliion to the people he squandered money from at his Trump “Fraud” University, and the many many accusations of rape and sexual assault/harassment

 @Eric Trump We absolutely believe Mary Trump! Don “the con” Trump has 4,000 lawsuits against him, was ordered to pay $25 Milliion to the people he squandered money from at his Trump “Fraud” University, and the many many accusations of rape and sexual assault/harassment

A second Mythbuster to die so young. So sad to see Jessi Combs last year and now Grant Imahara died yesterday. Like the Beatles you just know there’s no getting back together

 @Acyn Torabi  @Judd Apatow That summarizes America today. A reality tv personality as president taking advice from a game show host instead of a doctor of science. Pathetic!

Do you stand with #Fauci? If so RT This 

Can we get 100 RTs ? 

#IStandWithFauci 
#FauciIsAHero 
#Fauci

Do you stand with  #Fauci? If so RT This Can we get 100 RTs ?  #IStandWithFauci  #FauciIsAHero  #Fauci

@EricTrump Desperate Eric? Drawing from out of touch with reality, irrelevant, Cindy (Roy Cohn is my man) Adams to defend the stench of your Daddy & 'family?' You always draw the short end of the stick of the 3 original spawn. Oh, wait...

 @Eric Trump Desperate Eric? Drawing from out of touch with reality, irrelevant, Cindy (Roy Cohn is my man) Adams to defend the stench of your Daddy & 'family?' You always draw the short end of the stick of the 3 original spawn. Oh, wait...

Sort of like the hunger games. Trump even has the goofy hair.

Sort of like the hunger games. Trump even has the goofy hair. https://twitter.com/dgs313/status/1283040826269077505

@amvetsupport America’s COVID-19 is TRUMPS personal GAME SHOW, Where those who Believe in it as a HOAX give their lives...

 @American Veteran America’s COVID-19 is TRUMPS personal GAME SHOW, Where those who Believe in it as a HOAX give their lives...

 @American Veteran I'm thrilled. I want a normal POTUS with NO ratings. I only want to see/hear from him when we have to. I want to see all the other news going on in the states and the world. I don't want cable news consumed with a POTUS This is a positive in my book & another reason to  #VoteJoe

Trump has been paying people to sit In his rallies for years. He can’t draw a crowd

 @American Veteran  @kathryn🌊❄🌊 His ego is going to be crushed when he tries to book arenas for speaking engagements ( after losing come Nov) and people have to pay to attend, he'll freak out when he finds out his base ( unemployed losers) can't afford to pay to listen to him babble.

POLL: Whose advice would you follow during the global pandemic?

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