Phillip Emeritz (@phillipemeritz)

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I'm not a kid and life is a nightmare

2011-04-11 20:12:38

Elon Musk playbook:
1. Dismiss COVID-19 fears as β€œdumb”
2. Pledge to donate 1,000 ventilators
3. Bask in the free publicity 
4. Donate just 40 ventilators, none of which can be used on COVID-19 patients 2

Elon Musk playbook: 1. Dismiss COVID-19 fears as β€œdumb” 2. Pledge to donate 1,000 ventilators 3. Bask in the free publicity 4. Donate just 40 ventilators, none of which can be used on COVID-19 patients

AAAAHHHH He said I love you!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭  #MagnusPod

Amazon worker leading the protest was fired for "violating social distancing guidelines". Are you fucking kidding me!? Eat these fucking spineless rich fuckers https://twitter.com/i/events/1244995601856466944

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Yelling at the birds outside for not being six feet apart. So yeah, quarantine is pretty solid

Pamela Karlan: β€œWhat would you think if, when your governor asked the federal government for the disaster assistance that Congress has provided, the President responded, β€˜I would like you to do us a favor.’ I’ll... send the disaster relief once you brand my opponent a criminal.”

Pamela Karlan: β€œWhat would you think if, when your governor asked the federal government for the disaster assistance that Congress has provided, the President responded, β€˜I would like you to do us a favor.’ I’ll... send the disaster relief once you brand my opponent a criminal.”

Since this is the first some of you are hearing of it, https://time.com/5810734/fbi-terrorist-bomb-coronavirus-hospital/

Why did  @Yahoo News move its story about the sexual assault allegation against Joe Biden to its sports section, severing the link that’s been floating around?

Giveaway time!

Win one of these new 33mm Consume d20s inspired by Fjord and Ukatoa from Critical Role. 

Rules:
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Open worldwide, shipping on me. Giveaway ends March 31 at 12pm CST. 

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Giveaway time! Win one of these new 33mm Consume d20s inspired by Fjord and Ukatoa from Critical Role. Rules: 1. Follow 2. Like 3. Retweet Open worldwide, shipping on me. Giveaway ends March 31 at 12pm CST.  #CriticalRole  #criticalrolefanart  #dice  #dnd  #ttrpg  #handmadedice

The Trump campaign seriously just issued a cease and desist for this ad so I'm doing my part and sharing it as widely as humanly possible.

The Trump campaign seriously just issued a cease and desist for this ad so I'm doing my part and sharing it as widely as humanly possible.

The Trump campaign just released a cease and desist letter demanding that TV stations immediately pull this @prioritiesUSA ad.  So obv share it everywhere!

The Trump campaign just released a cease and desist letter demanding that TV stations immediately pull this  @Priorities USA ad. So obv share it everywhere!

On a 297-seat plane with 14 other passengers. Flight attendant says "you can take any seat you want, just not first class". Gotta make sure we still remember our place in the wasteland πŸ‘Œ

martin: hi. how was your day jon: πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘„πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ martin: don’t know why i fuckin bother

pausing animal crossing to listen to the new magnus archives trailer

pausing animal crossing to listen to the new magnus archives trailer

It's a bad sign when an airport restaurant says you've spent so much money you get complimentary fries. Did not even think that was a possibility πŸ˜‚πŸ˜¬

I dare you to find an airline song that bumps harder https://youtu.be/KMcW3-_SutY

*Bernie drops f-bomb and lashes out at pandemic which may kill millions* Neolibs: The attitude! He’ll never have my vote! *Biden lashing out at union auto-worker, calls him fat and challenges him to a push-up contest* Neolibs: Presidential

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