Stone (@stonecold2050)

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Average American finding humor in Politics #TheResistance

Palm Springs, California

2016-09-28 02:21:41

Captured today at 10:45am — Senator Ted Cruz on a commercial flight, refusing to wear a mask in violation of both CDC and airline guidelines. What's your impression?

Captured today at 10:45am — Senator Ted Cruz on a commercial flight, refusing to wear a mask in violation of both CDC and airline guidelines. What's your impression?

Official Breaking News:

Tonight at 8:30 PM a government medical satellite is flying over America to take everyone’s temperature.

Please stand naked in the street and wave your driver’s license in the air.

Official Breaking News: Tonight at 8:30 PM a government medical satellite is flying over America to take everyone’s temperature. Please stand naked in the street and wave your driver’s license in the air.

When your state is going back into lockdown and you can’t complete your latest movie

When your state is going back into lockdown and you can’t complete your latest movie

I’m not saying I’d vote for Kanye, but if he finds a VP with the last name Twitty, I’d put a sign in my yard

I’m not saying I’d vote for Kanye, but if he finds a VP with the last name Twitty, I’d put a sign in my yard

LA, San Diego schools will be online only in fall Good decision to keep students, families & school staff safe. As hard as it was to make this decision & all the push back that will come over the weeks & months, thanks for doing what it right & safe https://www.msnbc.com/katy-tur/watch/los-angeles-san-diego-schools-will-be-online-only-in-fall-87602...

A new shipment of masks has arrived, beautiful & super comfortable. Allows breath much easier, in addition to the delicacy & femininity that this tulle mask brings to the female face. 

Well, yes you look better with it on plus you’ll look fantastic in your casket.

A new shipment of masks has arrived, beautiful & super comfortable. Allows breath much easier, in addition to the delicacy & femininity that this tulle mask brings to the female face. Well, yes you look better with it on plus you’ll look fantastic in your casket.

Kelly Preston, actress and wife of John Travolta, has died following a two-year battle with breast cancer, her husband announced

Rest In Peace

Kelly Preston, actress and wife of John Travolta, has died following a two-year battle with breast cancer, her husband announced Rest In Peace

Ivanka’s self published new book will also be released for the Republican Conversation

Ivanka’s self published new book will also be released for the Republican Conversation

This guy is wearing his bandana/mask much too low

This guy is wearing his bandana/mask much too low

I was watching a cooking show this afternoon when the host mentioned using left over beer to make chicken wings. Suddenly l heard my husband having a good laugh.

What’s so funny?

Smgh...leftover beer?

I was watching a cooking show this afternoon when the host mentioned using left over beer to make chicken wings. Suddenly l heard my husband having a good laugh. What’s so funny? Smgh...leftover beer?

Meanwhile in poor Florida.

#WearYourMaskFL

Meanwhile in poor Florida.  #WearYourMaskFL

Is Traitortot really that ignorant?

The Democrat’s defense of the indedefensible?  Typo?

Democrats’ .... smgh

Is Traitortot really that ignorant? The Democrat’s defense of the indedefensible? Typo? Democrats’ .... smgh

When New York hit 10,000 cases a day they went on lock down.

When Florida hit 10,000 cases a day they opened Walt Disney World

#COVIDIOTS

When New York hit 10,000 cases a day they went on lock down. When Florida hit 10,000 cases a day they opened Walt Disney World  #COVIDIOTS

America this is how we wear a mask.

#VoteBlueToSaveAmerica

America this is how we wear a mask.  #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica

Mickey Rourke scares me

Mickey Rourke scares me

I feel like this tutor should probably get into another line of work.

#Texasdeservesbetter 

#TexasSchools

I feel like this tutor should probably get into another line of work.  #Texasdeservesbetter  #TexasSchools

This is the kinda 💩 that pisses me off. Way to go Michigan, party now & cry later. 

#COVIDIOTS

This is the kinda 💩 that pisses me off. Way to go Michigan, party now & cry later.  #COVIDIOTS

In the last two months the idiot has played golf more times than he has met with Dr Fauci 

#Biden2020

In the last two months the idiot has played golf more times than he has met with Dr Fauci  #Biden2020

I’m digging graves for school children.

Be best...

I’m digging graves for school children. Be best...

Thank you Ayanna for making me laugh out loud. But I love Houseplants. She should not be in this position. I suspect her brother has something on the idiot so he gave her that position https://www.boston.com/news/coronavirus/2020/07/12/ayanna-pressley-betsy-devos-schools-reopening

Trump tool & Surgeon General Jerome Adams said today that COVID-19 could be turned around in 2-3 weeks if everyone wears a masks & social distances

This guy is a joke.  I've never seen so much dancing around a questions.

WATCH:

Trump tool & Surgeon General Jerome Adams said today that COVID-19 could be turned around in 2-3 weeks if everyone wears a masks & social distances This guy is a joke. I've never seen so much dancing around a questions. WATCH:

Meanwhile it’s 120 degrees here in Palm Springs.  Cheers

Meanwhile it’s 120 degrees here in Palm Springs. Cheers

Texas governor warns of possible lockdown if Texans don't start wearing face masks The very man who said economy over lives. Imagine that. Governors who sided with a non reality game show host over CDC. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/texas-governor-warns-of-possible-coronavirus-lockdown-if-texans-dont-st...

WTF NEWS:

Florida reported 15,299 confirmed coronavirus cases in a single day today, the largest surge in infections since the start of the pandemic that brings the state’s total number of cases to 269,811.

WTF NEWS: Florida reported 15,299 confirmed coronavirus cases in a single day today, the largest surge in infections since the start of the pandemic that brings the state’s total number of cases to 269,811.

It turns out the Kardashian family has already posed for their 2021 Kristmas card...

#VoteBlueToSaveAmerica 

#Biden2020

It turns out the Kardashian family has already posed for their 2021 Kristmas card...  #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica  #Biden2020

See I wore a mask...stop picking on me!

See I wore a mask...stop picking on me!

Trump is finally wearing a mask. What do you think about his new look?

Trump is finally wearing a mask. What do you think about his new look?

Absolutely chilling...

Absolutely chilling...

Don’t you hate it when you get an air bubble in your bathing suit.

Don’t you hate it when you get an air bubble in your bathing suit.

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